A. We don't care about your stupid band/musical project/event.
B. Holy crap, your press release sucks.
Thought you might like the new [REDACTED] video by New York band [REDACTED]. Kind of like a retro “Peter Bjorn and John” vibe. Just saw that they posted it and wanted to help spread the word.
I have MP3s of their stuff if you want to post them.
I’m not sure what to be more offended by in this particular message. Is it that the publicist is posing as a fan who “found” the MP3s, or that Peter, Bjorn and John are deemed “retro”?
A crime is a crime is a crime.
